sensxal-bliss:

You find out who really fucks with you when it’s your birthday.

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mormondad:

why the mcflurry spoon look like that

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thicccc:

BEYONCE!!! [TEARS OFF SHIRT] BEYONCE [FLIES INTO THE SUN] BEYONCE!!!! [BREAKS INTO THE WHITE HOUSE] BEYONCE!!!!

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