• <b> Me:</b> *banging on Drakes front door*<p><b></b> Me*ringing the doorbell* I know you hear me out here nigga!<p><b>Drake:</b> *opens the door* What the hell are you doing?? Its 3 am<p><b>Me:</b> first of ball dont yell @ me. Second I texted you 10 times in the last 15 minutes you cant respond?????<p><b>Drake:</b> What are you talking about?<p><b>Me:</b> And the phone is closer to you than the door so I dont kno why you playin games wit me like im stupid.<p><b>Drake:</b> I was slee-<p><b>Me:</b> SLEEPIN WITH YA OTHA HOES! I KNEW IT! *pushes in past him*<p><b>Me:</b> Thank you for inviting me inside by the way Aubrey. You are so rude.<p><b>Drake:</b> How did you even get here so fast you live an hour away<p><b>Me:</b> I have been sittin outside in my car for 20 minutes bc I knew u was a dog and that u would ignore my text messages.<p><b>Me:</b> *lookin around* so where they at?<p><b>Drake:</b> Where is who??<p><b>Me:</b> Your other hoes stop actin stupid!<p><b>Drake:</b> *sighs* I do not have other hoes<p><b>Me:</b> OH so imma hoe now???<p><b>Drake:</b> What? N-<p><b>Me:</b> You would think that you'd have more respect for the mother of your unborn child but I guess not..<p><b>Drake:</b> Unborn child?<p><b>Me:</b> Yeah thats what the text messages was about you gonna be a daddy.*sits on his couch* Congratulations or whatever.<p><b>Drake:</b> You could have called me for that<p><b>Me:</b> I ain't have to call you thats what texting is for dumbass?? anyway niggas is hongry what you got to eat? And dont forget im eating for 2 now..unless this baby got a twin then im eatin for 3<p>

julienmarkus:

Niggas will say dumb shit but females will say shit that hurts ya soul

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680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

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